May 2013
syenya:
nerdygoddess:
syenya:
nerdygoddess:
syenya:
Basically I have enough motivation to write my friend a mini fanfiction about her computer x her floor but none at all to start my English creative assignment due next week
SHE IS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS
THERE IS NO LIE HERE
What motivation do i have to lie
YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TABLE NEED TO STOP COCKBLOCKING THEIR FATED RELATIONS H I...
Yenyen's compfloor ship fic
Me: jfc my computer just feel on the floor
fell
Syenya: O_O
I SHIP YOUR COMPUTER WITH THE FLOOR
TAMSIN
STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF THEIR LOVE
Me: omfg
their love is going to break one of them if they're not careful
Syenya: no no you don't understand
they could be perfectly happy
computer on floor
except external forces (AKA YOU YOU COCKBLOCKER) continue to keep them apart
and they throw themselves at each other over and over
Me: it's the computer getting to the floor that bothers me
omfg
Syenya: weakaning themselves each time
*weakening
it's not their love that destroys them
it's their inabiltiy to fully explore the realm of possibility laid before them
Me: e.e
I don't ship them
they're not canon
3<
computer and table is canon
Syenya: nope
table is guilt tripping computer into staying in an abusive relationship
if it wasn't for Table's edge, computer wouldn't hurt itself trying to reach the salvation of Floor
there is the ever loving mediator, and also Computer's best friend, Pillow, who does his/her best to bring them together
Me: omg
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
iguanamouth:
banesboner:
am-pour-me-a-glass:
gingadensetsusmokeweed:
everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest
nugget
nugger
nuggest
new pokemon evolutionary line
forgive me for i have sinned
cloysterbell:
thecheekbonesandthechin:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
vriskamindfangserket:
*rocks in rocking chair* BACK IN MY DAY KIDS USED TO PAINT THEIR SKIN GREY AND WORSHIP A MADMAN BY THE NAME’A HUSSIE *chews gums* I NEVER WILL FORGET THE HIATUS OF 2013, THEMS WAS SOME DARK DAYS. MMHMM, NOW RUN ALONG, AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE THAT PIE I BAKED FOR YOUR DAD, I KNOW HOW GAMZEE LOVES HIS PIE.
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electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM...
sorou:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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테레사: [TRANS] Ceci June Issue - Kris →
perfectlilworld:
Charm: Although I seem smart but actually I can be a little blur. Although I seem very cold but I’m actually a very passionate man. And a very handsome person. Of China Nationality.
While resting: Went to see my friends and family in Canada. Wanted to parachute or roll in the sea all day,…
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And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid...
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
exo: ate doritos and ice cream at a park
fandom: holy shit they ate it at exactly 1:03 pm if you add that up that's 4, multiply it by 3 you get 12 = ot12 and omfg doritos are triangle and ice cream cones are also triangle. satan's number is 3 and triangle has 3 points you know what that means exo is satan's child holy fuck we figured it out guys
kailories:
sexyguy-kai:
you all know that there’s a 98% chance SM is going to be late?
always
kaicecream:
kaism:
SM
i’m crying and laughing idek help :))))))))))))))))))
chanovem:
The teaser photo could be of Kai’s arm hair and we’d all still be like
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kimjunmyeonsbutt:
The thug life chose him
It chose him so fucking hard
thegirlfromzero:
Dear Exotics,
I’m not and exotic at all but I would just like to applaud you guys. You made it over a friggin’ year! I had thought EXO really wasn’t coming back. Applause for you guys, hell, you deserve a standing ovation.
Love,
A random BABY
pornstarparkchanyeol:
no homo
So Homo
kimjunmyeonsbutt:
